May 2013
waking up: no
So today my mom and I were shopping and we found...
imperialdalek:
ayehchai:
invaderphantom0104:
I WANT EVERY SINGLE FEMALE WHOVIAN TO REBLOG THIS TO SHOW MY MOM THAT DOCTOR WHO IS FOR GIRLS AND BOYS.
C’mon! Let’s show her the power of the female Whovians!!! :D
I JUST READ IT AND REALISED THAT I’M NOT A WOMAN BUT FUCK IT GIRLS SHOULD WATCH THE SHOW TOO.
rebeccacrane:
you know what’s cool
when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before
well-thats-ood:
Someone on Facebook just said that Les Mis was a good movie, but a little too long.
EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
chantersboard:
I love when you can tell someone’s going through a tracked tag because for like 23 straight posts they reblog nothing but macaroni and cheese
restlesslyaspiring:
classlikecas:
The year is 2035. West Collins stands in an isle at a grocery store, staring at the label on a bag of Marshmallow. His whole life is a lie. A single tear runs down his cheek.
i should not be laughing
Reblog if you are a....
mudkipmakara:
scaper12123:
this-is-not-my-world:
yagura-san:
Timelord
Angel
Hunter
Demon
Vampire
Keyblade wielder
Alterian
Sbrubian
Beforusian
Demigod
Shadowhunter
Narnian
Tribute
Hetalian
Merlinist
Sherlockian
Whovian
Weeping Angel
Bender (Water, Fire, Earth, Air, Metal, Lightning, or Blood)
A ninja
Samurai
A hobbit
Gleester
A sing-a-longer
A bikini Bottom...
bradburythequeen:
i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go
“No.”
and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him
stevenfresco:
i can’t wait for summer i’m gonna go to the beach and go to parties and this is a complete lie i will most likely blog all night and sleep all day
jaclcfrost:
rivan-okurelin:
jaclcfrost:
jaclcfrost:
a series of unfortunate events has a board game and a card game and all of the books have been translated into 41 languages but there’s still no movie for each book
i guess you could refer to this as an
unfortunate event
you stop that
i’m not going to stop
so i guess that’ll make this
a series of unfortunate events
"the friendzone"
shadesoflolita:
there was this one guy that kept asking me out.
every time I would politely decline.
He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”
He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him
The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”
he looked really happy.
I then told him: “You’ve now entered the...
vvebkinz:
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
jpgay:
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
laugh-addict:
when u eat a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven
yaoibutts:
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
oh god
littlechaveleh:
we applied for our passports at the courthouse today and my dad was wearing a white suit for the picture in front of a white wall and the result is the floating bald head of jesus.
upgraders:
upgraders:
that feeling you get when you’re angry
anger
odair:
how is any of this considered blogging
Me: WHEN I WAS
Dad: what
Me: A YOUNG BOY
Dad: oh God
Me: MY FATHER
Dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Dad: no I didn't
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dad: you're not even a boy
jpkitty:
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
dickbread:
people who write “should of”
If this were May 2, 1998:
mypatronusisyou:
simplypotterheads:
Right now, both sides are tending to their dead and injured and Harry is walking through the forest to meet Voldemort. Alone.
EVERY FUCKING YEAR
meladoodle:
coolgirlfriend:
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
minigeist:
untilmyheartstopsscreaming:
mishaswhore:
Do you ever fear rejection so much, that you reject yourself for others before they can reject you?
ALL THE FREAKING TIME
that’s actually a personal policy of mine
Reblog if you watch and enjoy Doctor Who
antisociallysplendid:
punziepond:
punziepond:
shoes-are-for-poos:
I made a bet with my friends that this would get 10,000+ notes, so help me out and show them how us whovians role!
GUYS SERIOUSLY MY LITTLE BROTHERS MIDDLE SCHOOL SUCKS AND EVERYBODY IS A DICK PLEASE HELP HIM OUT I KNOW YOU WHOVIAN FOLLOWERS WILL HELP ME OUT HERE
REALLY GUYS COME ON WE CAN DO BETTER THAN 25 NOTES FOR...
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future