May 2013
May 5th
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waking up: no
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May 5th
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So today my mom and I were shopping and we found...
imperialdalek: ayehchai: invaderphantom0104: I WANT EVERY SINGLE FEMALE WHOVIAN TO REBLOG THIS TO SHOW MY MOM THAT DOCTOR WHO IS FOR GIRLS AND BOYS.  C’mon! Let’s show her the power of the female Whovians!!! :D I JUST READ IT AND REALISED THAT I’M NOT A WOMAN BUT FUCK IT GIRLS SHOULD WATCH THE SHOW TOO.
May 5th
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rebeccacrane: you know what’s cool when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before
May 4th
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well-thats-ood: Someone on Facebook just said that Les Mis was a good movie, but a little too long.  EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 
May 4th
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chantersboard: I love when you can tell someone’s going through a tracked tag because for like 23 straight posts they reblog nothing but macaroni and cheese
May 4th
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May 4th
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restlesslyaspiring: classlikecas: The year is 2035. West Collins stands in an isle at a grocery store, staring at the label on a bag of Marshmallow. His whole life is a lie. A single tear runs down his cheek. i should not be laughing
May 4th
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May 4th
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Reblog if you are a....
mudkipmakara: scaper12123: this-is-not-my-world: yagura-san: Timelord Angel Hunter Demon Vampire Keyblade wielder Alterian Sbrubian Beforusian Demigod Shadowhunter Narnian Tribute Hetalian Merlinist Sherlockian Whovian Weeping Angel Bender (Water, Fire, Earth, Air, Metal, Lightning, or Blood) A ninja Samurai A hobbit Gleester A sing-a-longer A bikini Bottom...
May 4th
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May 4th
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bradburythequeen: i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go “No.” and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him
May 4th
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stevenfresco: i can’t wait for summer i’m gonna go to the beach and go to parties and this is a complete lie i will most likely blog all night and sleep all day
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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jaclcfrost: rivan-okurelin: jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: a series of unfortunate events has a board game and a card game and all of the books have been translated into 41 languages but there’s still no movie for each book i guess you could refer to this as an unfortunate event you stop that i’m not going to stop so i guess that’ll make this a series of unfortunate events
May 3rd
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"the friendzone"
shadesoflolita: there was this one guy that kept asking me out. every time I would politely decline. He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone” He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!” he looked really happy. I then told him: “You’ve now entered the...
May 3rd
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vvebkinz: sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
May 3rd
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jpgay: me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto 
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laugh-addict: when u eat a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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yaoibutts: i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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oh god
littlechaveleh: we applied for our passports at the courthouse today and my dad was wearing a white suit for the picture in front of a white wall and the result is the floating bald head of jesus. 
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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upgraders: upgraders: that feeling you get when you’re angry anger
May 3rd
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odair: how is any of this considered blogging
May 3rd
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Me: WHEN I WAS
Dad: what
Me: A YOUNG BOY
Dad: oh God
Me: MY FATHER
Dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Dad: no I didn't
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dad: you're not even a boy
May 3rd
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jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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dickbread: people who write “should of”
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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If this were May 2, 1998:
mypatronusisyou: simplypotterheads: Right now, both sides are tending to their dead and injured and Harry is walking through the forest to meet Voldemort. Alone. EVERY FUCKING YEAR
May 2nd
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meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor
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minigeist: untilmyheartstopsscreaming: mishaswhore: Do you ever fear rejection so much, that you reject yourself for others before they can reject you? ALL THE FREAKING TIME that’s actually a personal policy of mine
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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Reblog if you watch and enjoy Doctor Who
antisociallysplendid: punziepond: punziepond: shoes-are-for-poos: I made a  bet with my friends that this would get 10,000+ notes, so help me out and show them how us whovians role! GUYS SERIOUSLY MY LITTLE BROTHERS MIDDLE SCHOOL SUCKS AND EVERYBODY IS A DICK PLEASE HELP HIM OUT I KNOW YOU WHOVIAN FOLLOWERS WILL HELP ME OUT HERE REALLY GUYS COME ON WE CAN DO BETTER THAN 25 NOTES FOR...
May 2nd
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Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future
May 2nd
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