waking up: no
So today my mom and I were shopping and we found...
imperialdalek: ayehchai: invaderphantom0104: I WANT EVERY SINGLE FEMALE WHOVIAN TO REBLOG THIS TO SHOW MY MOM THAT DOCTOR WHO IS FOR GIRLS AND BOYS. C’mon! Let’s show her the power of the female Whovians!!! :D I JUST READ IT AND REALISED THAT I’M NOT A WOMAN BUT FUCK IT GIRLS SHOULD WATCH THE SHOW TOO.
rebeccacrane: you know what’s cool when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before
well-thats-ood: Someone on Facebook just said that Les Mis was a good movie, but a little too long. EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
chantersboard: I love when you can tell someone’s going through a tracked tag because for like 23 straight posts they reblog nothing but macaroni and cheese
restlesslyaspiring: classlikecas: The year is 2035. West Collins stands in an isle at a grocery store, staring at the label on a bag of Marshmallow. His whole life is a lie. A single tear runs down his cheek. i should not be laughing
Reblog if you are a....
mudkipmakara: scaper12123: this-is-not-my-world: yagura-san: Timelord Angel Hunter Demon Vampire Keyblade wielder Alterian Sbrubian Beforusian Demigod Shadowhunter Narnian Tribute Hetalian Merlinist Sherlockian Whovian Weeping Angel Bender (Water, Fire, Earth, Air, Metal, Lightning, or Blood) A ninja Samurai A hobbit Gleester A sing-a-longer A bikini Bottom...
bradburythequeen: i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go “No.” and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him
stevenfresco: i can’t wait for summer i’m gonna go to the beach and go to parties and this is a complete lie i will most likely blog all night and sleep all day
jaclcfrost: rivan-okurelin: jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: a series of unfortunate events has a board game and a card game and all of the books have been translated into 41 languages but there’s still no movie for each book i guess you could refer to this as an unfortunate event you stop that i’m not going to stop so i guess that’ll make this a series of unfortunate events
shadesoflolita: there was this one guy that kept asking me out. every time I would politely decline. He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone” He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!” he looked really happy. I then told him: “You’ve now entered the...
vvebkinz: sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
jpgay: me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
laugh-addict: when u eat a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven
yaoibutts: i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
littlechaveleh: we applied for our passports at the courthouse today and my dad was wearing a white suit for the picture in front of a white wall and the result is the floating bald head of jesus.
upgraders: upgraders: that feeling you get when you’re angry anger
odair: how is any of this considered blogging
Me: WHEN I WAS
Me: A YOUNG BOY
Dad: oh God
Me: MY FATHER
Dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Dad: no I didn't
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dad: you're not even a boy
jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
dickbread: people who write “should of”
If this were May 2, 1998:
mypatronusisyou: simplypotterheads: Right now, both sides are tending to their dead and injured and Harry is walking through the forest to meet Voldemort. Alone. EVERY FUCKING YEAR
meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor
minigeist: untilmyheartstopsscreaming: mishaswhore: Do you ever fear rejection so much, that you reject yourself for others before they can reject you? ALL THE FREAKING TIME that’s actually a personal policy of mine
Reblog if you watch and enjoy Doctor Who
antisociallysplendid: punziepond: punziepond: shoes-are-for-poos: I made a bet with my friends that this would get 10,000+ notes, so help me out and show them how us whovians role! GUYS SERIOUSLY MY LITTLE BROTHERS MIDDLE SCHOOL SUCKS AND EVERYBODY IS A DICK PLEASE HELP HIM OUT I KNOW YOU WHOVIAN FOLLOWERS WILL HELP ME OUT HERE REALLY GUYS COME ON WE CAN DO BETTER THAN 25 NOTES FOR...
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future